sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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