**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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