just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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