Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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