Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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