Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Your cock deserves a montage
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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