Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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