if you like me you must not know who I am
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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