I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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