so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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