i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
she pinky promised me she was 18
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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