do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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