so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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