well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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