I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
pray to the hookup gods
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I yelled at your uterus for you.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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