whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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