i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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