Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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