yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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