Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I smell stomach acid.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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