is your mom at the bar?
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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