How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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