Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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