I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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