so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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