stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
There's even glitter on my cock...
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