Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
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