...so i touched it.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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