Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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