420 ftw
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
please don't ironically join a cult
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