I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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