Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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