I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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