Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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