dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
