that's an acceptable place to lick
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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