i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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