it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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