Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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