Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
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