Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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