Are we in a gay sports bar?
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
Shame is for Republicans.
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