Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Randomize
