would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Naked. naked and bneed help.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Randomize
