Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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