Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Boobs speak an international language.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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