Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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