yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Randomize
