Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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