i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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