brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
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